Part 19: To the Vault!
Sorry about closing the thread there, but hey, I'm serious, knock off the NV shit. Here's some Fallout 3 for you to talk about around the water cooler!To the Vault!
![](1-1-guessioughtta.jpg)
Welp, I guess I'd better get on that whole GECK thing.
![](2-2-onmywaytoacomputer.jpg)
The computers are this way, I think.
![](3-3-bingo.jpg)
Yup! Let's see, I can ask those scribes, the guys in red, if I need any more help.
![](4-4-howcomfortable.jpg)
I'll just dive right in, though.
![](5-5-thesystemisdown.jpg)
Listings seems like a good place to start.
![](6-6-thatsalotofvaults.jpg)
No choice but to check 'em all.
![](7-7-promising.jpg)
A GECK would be equipment of a sort, wouldn't it?
![](8-10-howabout76.jpg)
Vault 76 is a dud.
![](9-8-technostuff.jpg)
Hey, wait a sec. Let's see if we can't find out some more info about that vault with the violin.
![](10-9-youknowfortheviolin.jpg)
I suppose that was kind of obvious.
![](11-11-thatsnotsuspiciousatall.jpg)
Whoa, check out Vault 87. All kinds of mysteries up in here.
![](12-12-paydirt.jpg)
Huh. The GECK bit wasn't redacted. Anyway, let's go see if a scribe can't help us find the location of the Vault itself.
![](13-14-convenient.jpg)
Damn, these guys are ready for everything.
![](14-15-ohneat.jpg)
Whoa, sweet map.
![](15-16-thatwasquick.jpg)
![](16-lizard_wizard_neutral_mage.png)
![](17-17-lethalwhatnow.jpg)
![](16-lizard_wizard_neutral_mage.png)
![](18-18-thatplaceeveryonehatesiguess.jpg)
![](16-lizard_wizard_neutral_mage.png)
![](19-19-thiscouldcomeinhandy.jpg)
Might as well mark those other Vaults on my map.
![](20-21-imthemapimthemapimthemap.jpg)
It's a long way, so let's get going!
![](21-22-trekkin.jpg)
Needless to say, I'm walking there.
![](22-23-nothingunusualtoreport.jpg)
My new toy makes things a bit less boring, though.
![](23-24-hellocow.jpg)
Why hello there, cow. How are you
![](24-25-extremebaby.jpg)
![:fuckoff:](../Smilies/emot-fuckoff.gif)
![](25-26-whatsthat.jpg)
What's that up there?
![](26-27-m-m-m-mutants.gif)
Oh, it's just mutants.
![](27-28-igotthis.jpg)
![](28-30-dogbrowsthehammerbutt.jpg)
I...I think Dogbrows just did some kind of super move.
![:psyduck:](../Smilies/emot-psyduck.gif)
![](29-31-coolhammer.jpg)
This seems worth hanging on to.
![](30-32-we_rehere.jpg)
Hey, what do you know, it's those caves we're looking for.
![](31-33-truthinadvertising.jpg)
I guess I can see why they call it Lamplight Caverns.
![](32-34-gobaaaaaaack.jpg)
Okay, this is a mite suspicious.
![](33-35-heywaitasec.jpg)
Is...is that a child?
![](34-38i.jpg)
Apparently this is Little Lamplight, and the Vault is beyond it. They're not letting me in because...I'm an adult, I guess.
![](35-37andahalf.jpg)
I manage to curry his favor with a few butt jokes, though.
And I'm not making that up.
![](36-39-wellthatwaseasy.jpg)
That was easy enough.
![](37-40-howcharming.jpg)
Kinda...cluttered, isn't it?
![](38-41-whothehellissticky.jpg)
This is Sticky.
![](39-42-worstdayofhislife.jpg)
Apparently, it's his birthday.
![](40-43-solongmungo.jpg)
Which means he's a full mungo. Er, adult. But enough about him.
![](41-44-knickknack.jpg)
Time
![](42-45-knockknock.jpg)
to
![](43-47-kindofabitchisntshe.jpg)
gather
![](44-48-thiskidsallright.jpg)
some
![](45-49-bigtownyousay.jpg)
informawhat's all this about Big Town, Sticky.
![](46-50-capsareamust.jpg)
You want someone to take you there? Yeah, okay, I'll do it.
![](47-51-bigtownherewecome.gif)
Settle down there Sticky.
![](48-52-justastonesthrowawayright.jpg)
We'll be there in no time!
![](49-53-thatiskindoffar.jpg)
Pictured: Big Town, halfway across the game world.
![](50-54-letsgodoofus.jpg)
Well, come on. Daylight's burning.
![](51-55-eastthen.jpg)
Just STICK close, eh? Hohoho.
![](52-56-itslikeatruckofsomekind.jpg)
Ha...ooh, what do we have here?
![](53-57-acolatruck.jpg)
Cola! I'll have to see what Zip will give me for it.
![](54-58-ohgoddammit.jpg)
Sorry about the hold-up, St...
![](55-59-haveyouseenthismungo.jpg)
It seems I have lost my manchild.
![](56-60-fuckit.jpg)
He'll be fine, I'm sure.
![](57-61-ohhey.jpg)
He...wound up at Little Lamplight somehow. Hey Sticky, where ya goin'?
![](58-62-bethesda.gif)
Pictured: Bethesda.
![](59-63-THISGAME.jpg)
What. Sticky, just...just stay here and don't be a wizard while I'm gone, okay?
![:psyduck:](../Smilies/emot-psyduck.gif)
![](60-64-biwwy.jpg)
More information gathering. Hey, fwee wazer wifle! Not as good as my twi-beam, I'm afwaid.
![](61-65-ohtheresagate.jpg)
And I finally convince the mayor to open the way to the vault for me.
![](62-66-thegatething.jpg)
See, they've got it shut off because of a super mutant problem.
![](63-67-hooray.jpg)
I've gotta go through their turf, Murder Pass.
![](64-68-ohnonotsupermutants.jpg)
Time to murder some mutants.
![:black101:](../Smilies/emot-black101.gif)
![](65-69-morelikestupermutants.gif)
You mutants aren't very good at this aiming thing, are you?
![](66-71-aintgotnothinonthis.jpg)
They may have rockets, but I have weapons of unspeakable burning!
![](67-72-allinadayswork.jpg)
A heated battle ensues.
![:rimshot:](../Smilies/emot-rimshot.gif)
![](68-73-lastone.jpg)
![](69-74-mysecondpenisisagun.jpg)
I do love a good battle.
![](70-75-okay.jpg)
Hey, that's the Vault-Tec logo, isn't it?
![](71-76-um.jpg)
That's...quite a trap, mutie. Quite a trap.
![](72-77-ohyeahthisguy.jpg)
From somewhere, a voice...
![](73-78-prododge.jpg)
![](74-Doc_Louis.jpg)
![](75-79-woo.jpg)
Thanks, voice from another universe!
![](76-82-thatlooksimportant.jpg)
I think this is the place.
![](77-83-becausewhynot.jpg)
![](78-84-moreloot.jpg)
Ding! Now that I've got incinerators and miniguns, I figure I might as well dump some points into Big Guns. If you seriously don't know why I took Strong Back, start reading filenames.
![](79-85-thisisgonnabefun.jpg)
I am so ready for this.